Show me the money

I want to know where I can sign up for a share of all the fresh money that the Federal Reserve will be indefinitely printing. I wonder if Amazon sells a do-it-yourself bank charter kit because I’d love to borrow money for free and buy three-year Treasuries earning 0.35 percent. I’m not a greedy person, so I’d be perfectly content with $200 million for three years. That’s less than a quarter of 1 percent of the total amount that the Fed plans to inject into the system each month. As far as the eye can see, I might add.